I'm thinking about renting a tent trailer for the weekend and heading up towards Pine Mountain Club.

You know you love them McDonalds fries, don't fucking lie.

Unfortunately this is America today.

I love the scene in the fifth element where they come for Corbin Dallas at his apt and he has the

I.D. tags switched on the doors, "this is a police control, put your hands into the circles on the wall"

In your own home!  Believe me, we are there now.

For all of you out there buying new cars you cant afford with the cash for clunkers "free" money, It's YOU'RE FUCKING MONEY!

The government does not make money, it "taxes" and "allocates" money for the "common good".

Our girl does not like to be laid down.  She almost always knows if you try and lay her down, it's actually a good way to wake her up to eat.

She just wants to be held,

Would a dog actually work? 

Cant believe it's going to be my 35th birthday. 

Any one else having a birthday next month?

This is my first attempt at demotivation humor

I would like to think I got better at it.

One of my favorites.

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around—dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

"Police kept telling me it couldn't be the same guy," Kenley said Wednesday. "I couldn't believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse."

She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn't find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn't believe she was seeing the same man doing the same thing to her horse.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99OAQ2G1&show_article=1

I cant tell you how nice it is to work from home.

without sleep before you start to hallucinate?

Two and a half weeks into our daughters first days at home and she is pushing us to the limit with lack of sleep. 

of double bacon cheeseburgers.

You know you loved it as a kid.